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so yeah.... i'm fucking drunk.
me and my friends went out and got trashed tonight.
i don't think i have mintioned this but i have a dog now.
he is the coolest thing in the world.
he's a 75 pound pitbull and the nicest dog in the world.
ok...... gotta go having drinks now.
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[23 Mar 2005|11:38pm] |
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haven't been able to update alot. got this new job that works my ass into the ground.
i think i'm going to be going to "burning of the bunny" this week end, so michelle hinderson you had better be there. nothing else new realy.
gotta go and cook dinner.
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[08 Dec 2004|06:54am] |
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suicidal tendencies "i saw your mommy and your mommy 's dead |
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so yeah anyways i fucking love it down here. i have seen more big punk shows here and the neet thing is i get to see them for free because of where i work. i love this place i have know clue why i didn't come down here sooner. i have to go, i'm at a party and people are yelling at me. fucking bitches. later
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| ohhhh my fucking god |
[08 Dec 2004|06:46am] |
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nick cave "Cannibal's Hymn" |
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if you have not bought the new nick cave cd....... go and get it now!!!!!!! it is fucking awsome. this is his best cd out of the last three he has put out. it is like a old bad seeds jam sesion. it is fucking rad. john you of all people would enjoy it. i fucking love this album.... it is called " Abattoir Blues " i sugest that all of you go and spend all of your money on this cd. it is god damn worth it.
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[01 Nov 2004|05:22am] |
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pouges "christmas in new york" |
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so yeah i'm in dallas now.
i have done more to better my life in less than a week here than in the last two years anywhere else.
i already have an apartment and a few job interviews lined up. so far i like it here...... heres hopping shit works out, because if it does i'm never going back to gods asshole (oklahoma) excpt to see the boy (my child)
i'm gonna get drunk now with some new friends.
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[30 Sep 2004|03:36am] |
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didn't realize how fucked up i was
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[08 Sep 2004|05:43pm] |
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D.K. "kill the poor" |
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if evil knievel can do it, so can i
(after i convince one of you to do it first... for safety measure)
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[18 Aug 2004|06:38pm] |
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so in case you are wondering, i am still alive.
if i was suposed to get ahold of you and missed it, well it must not have been important enuff to remember.
sorry if i had plan with any of you and broke them off, i've been working a fuck ton. no time right now for playing with friends.
one more thing...
if you want to comment shitty on this journal, i don't realy give two shits. insult me all you want. i honestly don't fucking care. i don't read this thing and cry every time someone says something shitty like an 8th grader would.
now if you want to fucking threaten me on here then we have a problem. if you realy feel the want or need to threaten me
just e-mail me or get ahold of me some how (if you know me you know people i do and you should find me after awhile) when you get ahold of me i will agree to talk to you or even meet up with you. you can at this point in time threaten away, hell i'll even fight with you if that will make you feel better about yourself. i realy don't care.
now if you want to just leave little pussy threats on here like a scared little maggot and don't bother to do it to my face, you can strait fuck off... i'll come find you. (that is if i even know who the fuck you are)
i'm fucking tired of you god damn fuck tards that hide behind shit like a fucking computer.
god i hate people...
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| dork quiz |
[31 Jul 2004|12:44am] |
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ok john i got this from a friends journal. you should do it.
1. Star Trek or Star Wars?
2. Galaxy Quest or Spaceballs?
3. Robert Jordan or Terry Brooks?
4. Harry Potter or His Dark Material?
5. Shadowrun or Cyberpunk?
6. Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore?
7. Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams?
8. Princess Bride or The Quest for the Holy Grail?
9. Neon Genesis Evangelion or Serial Experiments Lain?
10. George RR Martin or Steven Erikson?
11. Slayers or Trigun?
12. Card Captor Sakura or Sailor Moon?
13. Babylon or Farscape?
14. Spirited Away or Princess Mononoke?
15. Naruto or Hunter X Hunter?
16. Akira or Ghost in the Shell?
17. Alien or Terminator?
18. Blade Runner or Brazil?
19. Avalon or eXistenZ?
20. Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel?
21. Love Hina or Video Girl Ai?
22. Spike or Gerald Tarrant?
23. Blade or D?
24. Apple or Linux?
25. Java or C?
26. Wolfenstein or Doom?
27. Escaflowne or Patlabor?
28. Pocky or Ramune?
29. XHTML or PHP?
30. Pixar or Dreamworks?
31. Ramen or Hot Pockets?
32. Jolt or Mountain Dew?
33. Red Hat or Mandrake?
34. Bit Torrent or IRC?
35. DDR on soft or hard pad?
36. MegaTokyo or 8 Bit Theater?
37. All Your base or Trogdor?
38. Gravitation or Fake?
39. Yoko Kanno or Kenji Kawai?
40. Spiderman or X-Men?
41. Bram Stoker's Dracula or Interview with a Vampire, book or movie version?
42. Xbox or Playstation2?
43. Dune or Hyperion?
44. The Authority or Planetary?
45. Lucifer or Hellblazer?
46. Clive Barker or Tim Powers?
47. Bruce Sterling or William Gibson?
48. Lord of the Rings or Conan?
49. The Maker of Universes or The Nine Princes of Amber?
51. D&D or White Wolf?
52. Amber the Diceless RPG or Nobilis?
53. Call of Cthulhu or Paranoia?
54. GURPS or Rolemaster?
55. Weiss Kreuz or Saiyuki?
56. Batman or Superman?
57. Crouching Tiger..Dragon or Once upon a time in China?
58. Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever or Earthsea?
59. Weis & Hickman or Salvatore?
60. Dead or Alive or Soul Calibur?
61. Zelda or Final Fantasy?
62. Ranma 1/2 or City Hunter?
63. ICQ or AIM?
64. Fruit Basket or Please Save my Earth?
65. Anita Blake or Buffy Summers?
66. Ender's Game or Use of Weapons?
67. Newtype or Animerica?
68. Honor Harrington or Miles Vorkosigan?
69. Full Metal Panic or Full Metal Alchemist?
70. Greg Bear or David Brin?
71. Ninja Scroll or Rurouni Kenshin?
72. Brave New World or 1984?
73. Pern or Darkover?
74. Bleach or Shaman King?
75. Transformers or Robotech?
76. Excel Saga or Elf Princess Rane?
77. The Martian Chronicles or Stranger in a Strange Land?
78. Ninja or Pirates?
79. The Ring or The Sixth Sense?
80. Shounen or Shoujo? ????
81. The Twilight Zone or Doctor Who?
82. The Crow or Edward Scissorhands?
83. Tanith Lee or Barbra Hambly?
84. Luis Royo or Boris Vallejo?
85. Tokyo Babylon or Tokyo Godfathers?
86. Hellsing or Witch Hunter Robin?
87. The Avengers or Charlie's Angels?
88. Mercedes Lackey or Jennifer Robinson?
89. Inu Yasha or Fushigi Yugi Fushigi?
90. Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
91. Resident Evil or Silent Hill?
92. Dwarves or Elves?
93. Elric or Fafhrd and the Grey Mouse?
94. Starship Troopers or Pitch Black?
95. Metal Gear or Splinter Cell?
96. Age of Mythology or Warcraft III?
97. Everquest or Dark Age of Camelot?
98.Jet Le or Twelve Monkeys?
99. Cowboy Bebop or Gundum (Battle Angel Alita)?
100. Shining or 2001: A Space Odyssey?
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| evil commercials |
[22 Jul 2004|08:56pm] |
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ok i would like to talk for a minute about a commercial i just saw.
this would be the trix commercials and the rabbit, poor son of a bitch.
have any of you noticed that the rabbit is the only cerial mascot that doesn't get to enjoy the shit he advertises and sells. every other mascot get to eat thiers, why can't he. capt. crunch, the coco puffs bird, fred and barny, and count chockula to name a few. all of them get to kick back after they are done filming the commercials and eat what ever they want. now when it come to the rabbit all he wants is to try the shit. i say let him, hey he might not even like the stuff. i think the dumb bastard should sue the trix company. take them to court and win a shit load of money and all of the fruity cerial he could eat....
maybe he's pasive agressive? i don't know.
so to end this all i have to say is....
GIVE THE STUPID RABBIT SOME FUCKING CERIAL!!!!!!!!!!
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[19 Jul 2004|12:44am] |
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so last night was amandapanda7' s birthday, and gabi's birthday party.
at gabi's party i saw my friend joey who i haven't seen in a long fucking time.
the party was all right dominic (my son) got to play with a bunch of kids.
he said it was alot of fun which is good.
afterwards we went out for amandapanda's b-day.
all in all it was a good night.
today i cleaned gabi's room.
now this is a feat in and of itself. her room looks great now. (it only took me 5 hours to clean)
two more rooms, a closet, and a bathroom and the house is completely clean.
god damn my alergies have been acting up since i started this project. i've been sneezign for days. gotta go and help her with the laundry now.
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| birthdays |
[12 Jul 2004|02:24am] |
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so one of my favorite people in the world is having her b-day on the 13th.
i bought her what i think is a great present. it's a book by neil gaiman called coraline.
i bought this book when it came out for my son. we read it and he loved it. i recomend this book to anyone with kids that are at least 5.
i realy hope she likes it.
on another note i went out with my parents yesterday. we went to the lake and i got to ride their new wave runner. these things are fucking rad. i spents most of the time ramping the waves made by my parents boats wake. i was going about 40 mph and tried to make a u-turn at that speed. i flew about 10 feet away from it...... god it was fucking awsome. after that i spent an hour wiping out at high speeds on perpose. they said they are going to buy another one because i wouldn't let anyone else ride it. (every time they got close to me on the boat i rode away as fast as i could, and went places that their boat couldn't go.) i ran the fucking thing out of gas, which was great as well. they had to tow me back to the ramp. they decided to go realy fast to get me back for hoging the thing. i thought this was also fun untill i fell off the thing at 60 mph. i'm still sore. i have bug bites all over me, but i it was worth it. i think everyone needs one of these thing, they are so fucking fun.
got to go, watching adult swim. and amanda just farted on my knee. it was squishy sounding. actualy i thnk she just shit herself. nasty bitch.
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so i just got back from my trip on the 4th.
it was fucking crazy.
my friends car blew up.
did things with two people i shouldn't have.
got into a few fights.
and pissed off my ride by playing agnostic front, d.r.i., ect.
he got so mad at one point that the fucker almost drove off a bridge wile tring to rip the cd player out of the dash board.
i've been stupid drunk since last friday.
the rest of the week is just a fucking blur of random acts of debauchery.
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| birthing the devil |
[03 Jul 2004|06:02pm] |
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noxic narcotic "drink some more" |
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so have you ever had to take a dump so bad you felt like you 're going to explode?
so i'm in moore right now at my parents house right.
i walked to the store to buy some beer when bam it hit my like an atom bomb.
i buy my shit and run back here.
run thruogh the door almost knocking my mom over, jumped over some boxes, and kicked their dog in it face. (accident)
god damn it was like giving birth to the anti-christ.
you know those shits that you have to smoke after because it wears you out almost as much as sex.....
gonna go drink some more and finish mowing my parents yard now.
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| boredom |
[02 Jul 2004|06:44pm] |
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g.g. allen "drink, fight, and fuck" |
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so i got super bored yesterday and started drinking with a friend at like 8 am.
bad idea.
i took a small nap at her house. then came over here and drank a little more.....
i felt like shit almost all day(after i stoped drinking)
my friends convinced my to dye my hair again for the first time in a year.
so my hair is now green with blue stripes.
i still have no idea what i'm doing for the 4th.
half of my plans fell through. (mostly do to procrastination on my part)
so if any of you know of anything going on, TELL ME!!!
i want to get so drunk that i wander the streets preaching to people the instructions and proper use of tampons. or something of that nature.
gotta go now and help amandapanda7 start a fire.
she's afraid of lighter fluid.
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| fucking nazi's |
[29 Jun 2004|05:20am] |
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aus rotten "fuck nazi sympathy" |
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so i just got bored and decided to look at some people interested in aus-rotten (one of my favorite bands).
i just ran across this fucking nazi peice of shit.
this doesn't make any sense to me where as aus-rotten is an anti-nazi band!
this regurgitated remains of a felching insident gone bad needs to have his racist ass thrown into a all black prison. see how long this fuck-tard lives in there.
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| shows! |
[29 Jun 2004|01:42am] |
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so i went and saw lars fredrickson and the bastards last night.
they were fucking rad.
i saw a bunch of friends that i havn't seen in a long time.
i now have 5 different things i could do for the fourth. (and my options are still open where as i don't know if i want to do any of the prementioned 5)
i could:
1. go camping at turner fall
2. go see my friend mike in housten
3. go to wisconsen with another friend mike
4. fly to hawaii to see an ex-girlfriend
5. go to california with courtney (another ex-girlfriend)
too many options and i have no clue what i'm going to do.
(porobably just wind up staying in norman and drinking untill i pass out in a drainage ditch)
regardless what i do i'm going to be fucking shitfaced (the way i/it should be)
i might just try to find a party here in norman
off that subject
(i have changed some of the names in this next part to somewhat keep peoples privacy. i'm so fucking nice, and realy don't want to piss my friend off)
i went to greg's sisters house again to play halo with a bunch of people (the only reason i agreed to go was greg's little brother, 15 i think and one of the smartest people i've ever met, was going to be over. we had 6 people and two xboxs linked together and a shit load of beer which leslie, casey, and me drank (i drank the most of it...) we drank untill about 5 am then i passed out.
the neighbor (someone i have talked to quite a bit) came over at noon to ask if i would kill a hornets nest. now mind you i'm hung over and still tired.
i get up put my shoes on, go acros the hall, grab a can of hair spary, a ligher and torched the nest and all of the hornets untill i set the building on fire (which i did manage to put out before it scared the building). after the hornets were dead i went and got another beer and started all over again.
ok this starts the fun part of the day.
i go back to greg's sisters house after they have taken greg's brother home.
they get back and start fighting about going and having "family fun day" with her husbands parents. (have i mentioned before that these two are l.d.)
she says she doesn't want to go and he leaves in a hussy. i've drank like 6 beers by this point so this is all fairly amusing to me.
after he leaves i'm standing out side talking to kassie (the neighbor) and invite her to go to see the show with me. greg's sister over hears and all of a sudden shes going too. now this pissed me off. not that she wanted to go but the fact that she invited herslf. she winds up talking kassie into driving her and two of her friends to the show and to pay for her way in. kassie said she didn't know how she was talked into this. kassie and i left for a while and when we got back to pick the other three up they weren't ready. we waited for a long time untill i get pissed. we told them to find another ride and we left. i get to the show, pay 12 dollars and by this time i have missed all of the bands but lars. i'm fucking pissed at this point. one of my friends talks me into drinking a beer with him (he realy had to twist my arm). i spent the rest of the night drinking beer and hanging out with one of my friends sons she brought to the show. ok this kid is fucking cool shit. he's 4 years old, has a 3 inch mohawk that is purple, and screams oi at the top of his lungs with his fist in the air. this child is honestly one of the coolest people i have hung out with in a long time. ok now the real funny park. half of the l.d. crew show up.
later on i see greg's sister making out with one of her husbands best friends. now this is fucking sick.
this girl looks like the bad end of a sexual encounter with a silver-back gorilla.
her face looks as if it has been heavily beaten on with a sand blaster. she is very very very loud and cannot carry on an inteligent conversation to save her life.
she is however very nice, she just has the social skill of a howler monkey(without the shit throwing). after the show i went to kassie's and got more drunk.
i wake up and walk over to greg's sisters to grab something i left over there.
i mention that i saw her kissing this guy and she freeks the fuck out telling me that i didn't see what i saw. now mind you, i don't give a shit if she whored herself out to an entire hocky team for 50 cents and got banged on like a broken pinball machine. i could give two shits that she's cheating on her husband. this girl is freaking the fuck out though finnaly i convince her that i don't care. i leave and as i'm walking off she begs me not to say anything to her brother.
so i get to greg's house and his girlfriend say "so ...... called and said something about you saying she cheated on her husband with a girl?" (it wasn't a girl it was this ugly ass guy who looked like some sort of weird petaphile)
turns out she called over to her brother's house and told on herself before i even got here.
fun stuff
gotta go i have a bitchy woman telling me she wants the computer now.
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so i actualy looked at someones journal that i didn't know today. this is a first for me.
i have this thing to vent and to keep in touch with friends, not to meet people.
but i looked at their journal and agreed with almost everything they had to say.
fucking weird. ohhh yeah. i also got coned into join some comunities.
yes yes, i got sucked into it. i haven't joined any before this because i felt that joining would make me feel more like an l.j. junky than i already am.
ohhh yeah, i'm hopefully going to denver this week to see skinny puppy.
just got back from texas and could have stayed there and seen skinny puppy there but i came back erly because of a job enterview.
kinda drunk right now and don't realy have anything bad to say (odd). i am having trouble spelling aswell so i'm going to stop typing now.
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| fun fun |
[20 Jun 2004|04:44pm] |
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went to a party a reverendisease's house last night.
fun stuff.
we sat around and listened to music, and i got shit faced.
not much to say.
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just drove johns sister and her husband to the bus station as a favor to him. now to all of you who don't know these people let me explain...
john is a good friend of mine. he's kinda crazy in that i'm going to naw on my toes in front of you and then lick your forehead kinda way. super smart, just fucking loony at times (which is a great thing}
his sister on the other hand is..... how do i put this lightly... about as bright as a broken light bulb. and her husband i think is just fucking insane.
the kinda guy you don't worry about, look at, and say "ohh, he's special"
but if you look close enuff you can see his brain miss fireing. i personaly think he's going to go on a coked up killing spree one of these days. ohh yeah the only thing he says is "he he he he... ok... he he he."
regardless i'm getting off my point.
being around the l.d. crew is like a completely consious bad acid trip. you know the kind where people stop you from sticking a cork skrew in your urethra, or gouging you eyes out with the melted end of a breast pump.
it was like being in the movie "the dream team"
so anyways i go to get them. they have had hours to get ready... nope
so i rush johns sister along by threatening to leave her there alone and throw her husband on a bus to alaska.
we finaly leave at 3am. i start driving to the city.
i get on the freeway and her husband sticks his arm in front of my face pointing at something saying "ohh look at the (insert anything a 3 year old wouldn't even be interested in anymore because they aren't that easely distracted)". while he is doing this he knocks me out of gear... mind you that i'm on the freeway going 70. then she kick in with "how safe are busses..i dont have to worry about anyone hitchhiking the bus do i?" at this point i tell her that busses don't stop and pick up hitch hikers. she looks at me and says "if you have to pick up hitch hikers how do they steal planes?"
.............i put one and one together and come up with twelve and i realise she is talking about hijackers.
now i have to explane to her that no idiot would want to hijack a bus going to i raped my momma arkansas.
{and the biggest reason no one would want to go where she is going is that they ranch little furry vile demon like things...chiwawa's... god i hate those fucking things)
she said ok, sat there for a minute and... (repeat)
my brain is bleeding by this time and i think about gagging her with one of johns dirty socks in the car.
i turn the music up (listening to capitalist casualties)
we get to the bus station, get inside and shes off to talk to everyone in the fucking place.
we go to buy their tickets and she starts talking to the guy at the counter asking the stupidest question . "if my bag is under the bus will it fall out?" ect...
so they dont have enuff money for two round trip tickets (short by 10 dollars i think) at this point both her and her husband start to try and barter with the guy. i move them aside do all of the talking for them (even though i was just suposed to drive them and thats it... no one mentioned interpreting or tard rangleing... no offence john) so they have their tickets now and the question comes up "how do we use these?" i explain what they need to do five times.
this took awhile considering i had to explain to them how to transfer to the next bus in tulsa. (they will probably end up on the wrong bus in tulsa and end up in alaska anyways)
so i have explained everything, time for me to bring the car back right?... nope. she kicks in with the hijacking questions again. only this time in front of a greyhound employee. he misunderstands and starts threatening to not let them on the bus and call the cops. i pull him aside and explain the fact that she has never been on a bus before and her husband has never had his moms tit out of his mouth , ohh yeah and that they are both l.d. he understands and tells me i should tell them that the "h" word is a no no on any sort of public transportation. sigh
this was actualy easier than i thought it would be. i try to leave and she throws a fit not wanting me to go untill their bus leaves. i convince her to get on the bus and sit there with her husband. after awhile this works. i run to the car, start it, and leave as fast as i could. the drive back was great.... quiet
i think my brain is still hemoraging so i'm going to go beat my head on the corner of the spare computer case untill it doesn't hurt anymore.
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